On a completely related note; go to the link below and educate yourself on the underlying meanings and messages decoded from Soulja Boy's smash hit "Zan With That Lean".
**ATTN: Before you begin reading this epic, please take the time to click this conveniently placed link and bless your ear pussies with the serenade of pure enjoyment. Not only will it enhance your reading experience, but your ****'ll get hard.**
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Now you've all drank a beverage with a lid before.
Anyways, I'm going to break down the secret meaning beneath the concept, behind the "lid".
In essense, the lid is a device used to promote people into being *******. To get that liquidy goodness (i.e. yo drank) into your mouth, and quench that ***** ***** thirst you got goin' on; you need to suck.
Anyone else know what else sucks?
Now think reeeeeeeal hard. What does sucking remind you of? You're right! :) :)
It's basically the same as putting bacon in the oven.
Hold the fuck up.
Wait.
It's like sucking ****?
Really?
I wouldn't have known.
Oh
Well, alright. If you say so...
Anyways, if you take the lid off and drink yo' drank without a straw, you have reached manhood and are now a G.
Moving on. You've no doubt slurped a vajaj in your lifetime. If you want to be a G, take that muthafuckin' lid off and sip that thang like it's your bestfriends mother.
So class. What have we learned today?
Lids are condoms.
Fuck 'em.
****.
Well, you've earned it. Enjoy the lyrical mastery that ensues as Lil B robs his own house.
I may be 40, but I did go to highschool. They called me Davy Junior. I really don't know why, my names fucking Dave. Anyways I spent my time wisely in highschool and that's why I'm a little league coach now. Highschool determines the rest of your life so make sure you don't fuck up!
This is what I did in highschool. Jimmy said I was racist for making this, but what the fuck does he know he's little ****** asshole. He ain't a pimp like me.
-Photoshop Swag
Hey, I'm Dave. I coach little league soccer. It's hard. But I love little girls kids. No pedo.
Anyways, whats happening in the music world.
Negrosaki. Check that fool out. Or on youtube. He's a swag ass producer.
Shiittt... What the fuck do people post for these things? You want me to fucking dance for you? You guys are a bunch of sick fucks. Just because I watch little kids play with balls all day doesn't mean I'm into that kind of stuff. The other day some motherfucker had the nerve to say that I wasn't being fair to all the kids when I coached. Jimmy is fat as fuck, he needs that extra kick in the legs every once in a while. It helps keep him motivated.
Welcome him with open arms (if you have arms of course). If not, well.. Don't worry about it. Either way, he can do a kickflip so he's alright with me. He won't touch you inappropriately.. I hope. I have my gat ready to bust if Dave gets too close though.. Actually, fuck Dave.
