The Dichotomy of a Lid

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Now you've all drank a beverage with a lid before.

You get them everywhere. Starbucks, Mickey D's (swag), your mom's house, your girlfriend's house, **** even at the ol' mill down by the quarry.

Anyways, I'm going to break down the secret meaning beneath the concept, behind the "lid".

In essense, the lid is a device used to promote people into being *******. To get that liquidy goodness (i.e. yo drank) into your mouth, and quench that ***** ***** thirst you got goin' on; you need to suck.


Anyone else know what else sucks?

Now think reeeeeeeal hard. What does sucking remind you of? You're right! :) :)
It's basically the same as putting bacon in the oven.


Hold the fuck up.

Wait.

It's like sucking ****?

Really?

I wouldn't have known.

Oh
Well, alright. If you say so...


Anyways, if you take the lid off and drink yo' drank without a straw, you have reached manhood and are now a G.

G status, big man on tha block. Congrats.


Moving on. You've no doubt slurped a vajaj in your lifetime. If you want to be a G, take that muthafuckin' lid off and sip that thang like it's your bestfriends mother.


So class. What have we learned today?

Lids are condoms.

Fuck 'em.

****.


Well, you've earned it. Enjoy the lyrical mastery that ensues as Lil B robs his own house.




Now fuck off.