On a completely related note; go to the link below and educate yourself on the underlying meanings and messages decoded from Soulja Boy's smash hit "Zan With That Lean".
**ATTN: Before you begin reading this epic, please take the time to click this conveniently placed link and bless your ear pussies with the serenade of pure enjoyment. Not only will it enhance your reading experience, but your ****'ll get hard.**
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Now you've all drank a beverage with a lid before.
Anyways, I'm going to break down the secret meaning beneath the concept, behind the "lid".
In essense, the lid is a device used to promote people into being *******. To get that liquidy goodness (i.e. yo drank) into your mouth, and quench that ***** ***** thirst you got goin' on; you need to suck.
Anyone else know what else sucks?
Now think reeeeeeeal hard. What does sucking remind you of? You're right! :) :)
It's basically the same as putting bacon in the oven.
Hold the fuck up.
Wait.
It's like sucking ****?
Really?
I wouldn't have known.
Oh
Well, alright. If you say so...
Anyways, if you take the lid off and drink yo' drank without a straw, you have reached manhood and are now a G.
Moving on. You've no doubt slurped a vajaj in your lifetime. If you want to be a G, take that muthafuckin' lid off and sip that thang like it's your bestfriends mother.
So class. What have we learned today?
Lids are condoms.
Fuck 'em.
****.
Well, you've earned it. Enjoy the lyrical mastery that ensues as Lil B robs his own house.
I may be 40, but I did go to highschool. They called me Davy Junior. I really don't know why, my names fucking Dave. Anyways I spent my time wisely in highschool and that's why I'm a little league coach now. Highschool determines the rest of your life so make sure you don't fuck up!
This is what I did in highschool. Jimmy said I was racist for making this, but what the fuck does he know he's little ****** asshole. He ain't a pimp like me.
-Photoshop Swag
Hey, I'm Dave. I coach little league soccer. It's hard. But I love little girls kids. No pedo.
Anyways, whats happening in the music world.
Negrosaki. Check that fool out. Or on youtube. He's a swag ass producer.
Shiittt... What the fuck do people post for these things? You want me to fucking dance for you? You guys are a bunch of sick fucks. Just because I watch little kids play with balls all day doesn't mean I'm into that kind of stuff. The other day some motherfucker had the nerve to say that I wasn't being fair to all the kids when I coached. Jimmy is fat as fuck, he needs that extra kick in the legs every once in a while. It helps keep him motivated.
Welcome him with open arms (if you have arms of course). If not, well.. Don't worry about it. Either way, he can do a kickflip so he's alright with me. He won't touch you inappropriately.. I hope. I have my gat ready to bust if Dave gets too close though.. Actually, fuck Dave.
Lately I've been completely neglecting the blog. No food. No water. Shit, I don't think it's slept in weeks.
Now since I'm not trying to rant about something.. Here's a list of shit I've done in the last month.
Shit I've Done In The Last Month:
• Not post on the blog
• Consume copious amounts of salvia
• Lie about consuming copious amounts of salvia to people on the internet
• Make a montage
• Do little to no hw
FUCK A BLOG POST
Montage.
There you go son.
Eat up.
You're the weakest
With that in mind. I'm going to write another sentence to make it seem like this post was well thought out. The illusion of effort sure is something, eh?
aye i was watching this gnarly ass part on youtube that shit was hella sick. this ***** jonathan pierce did a fucking nollieheel 5-0 tre flip out, goddamn that shit was raw. aye, you see davis torgerson flowtrash part? that shit was tight and that song went hella good with it
Anyways, let's talk Black Ops. It's a shitty re-skin of MW2 with crappy hit detection and choppy aiming. I'm good off that. Yeah, Black Ops is the worst game ever. I murk in Search, but damn the game is still hella weak. World at War was better that this, bruh. Just kidding. I actually like Black Ops.
Now in some ***** ass industry news.. Austyn Gillette's mark ass is pro, DGK flick drops on fo seven eleven, that ***** Neen is on Deathwish..
(Fire on dat ***** 'Twuan .!)
(cont.) and not skating Vox's weak ass shoes anymore is JT Aultz; who's chillin' on mutha ******' Osiris.
See me in some CoD4. Hit the Gamertag: SUP3R FUTUR3 if you're tryna get murked (what happened to that video?).
Quite possibly the best shoes ever made. Handcrafted by who I assume to be Asian people; they hug your feet like a clingy girlfriend and are literally 2 or 3 notches above "too comfortable".
I mean, the fact that they say "Busenitz" on the side alone makes them worth purchasing. Cause who likes functionality? Big legend pro skater names is where it's at brooooooh. Seriously though, they skate well.
But yeah, cupsole shoes are making a return to the feet of modern day skaterboarders. That's right! Kids that throw themselves down 19 stairs can now do it safely without having to worry about shit. Above all, they can do this and look super gnar in some Adidas® Busenitz Pros.
My only complaint is that they rip before they loose their "new shoe smell".
I got slits up in them bitches like the top of your grandma's apple pie.
Damn her pie smells good. Hey, that's my switch foot yo!
But yeah, Adidas are high quality kicks that look dope as fuck.
Hmmmm, with all this shameless promoting you might think that the fine people over at Adidas Skateboarding (I know you're sending Karl shoes) would be down to send me a pair of Busenitz (or whatever really. Just not the Silas Pro model..) in size 9.5. The black and gold colorway was the sickest.
So a couple weeks ago I was cruisin' down to The Berrics like usual. Ya know, just poppin' in to say "wassup" to all my ****** and shit. Anyways, I see Mikey Taylor there and he's like, "woah man, sup with it".
Ahh, Mikey Taylor. That flowing hair, all those sponsors, that gambling addiction. Gotta love the kid.
Eh, enough with that. This ***** did a fuckin' bigflip backlip to back noseblunt fakie.
But yeah, so while I was at The Berrics (chillin' with pros no biggie) they decided to film an episode of "Skate or Dice". My spider-senses started to make my dick tingle when I heard those dice come out.
Shit mutha fucka, Mikey Taylor's addicted to gambling? Nah.
That ***** has good ass front feebles.
Can't be.
In industry news, a.k.a. the Slap mutha fuckin' message boards, Mikey's off Etnies, Malto has apparent squat steeze (he's still steezy tho my *****), and this ***** ollies a small child. Don't get me wrong. Mikey Taylor is tight. He's chill guys, stop tripping. No really, I'm serious.
GET AT ME BITCH! SPONSORS FEEL FREE TO THROW ME BOARDS SHOES CLOTHES WAX STICKERS TRUCKS GRIPTAPE BANDANAS WRIST/HEADBANDS NECKLACES EYEGLASSES XBOX CONTROLLERS HATS BEANIES WHEELS BEARINGS PHONES ENERGY DRINKS CARS FURNITURE CAMERAS LENSES TAPES.
edit: bet you were disappointed with the colors when you watched the clip. sucks 4 u
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