****** GOT WALLIES OUT HERE

WASSUP DEN

NEW MONTAGES TOO




Now fuck off.

I'm Dave.

Hey, I'm Dave. I coach little league soccer. It's hard. But I love little girls kids. No pedo.

Anyways, whats happening in the music world.

Negrosaki. Check that fool out. Or on youtube. He's a swag ass producer.

Shiittt... What the fuck do people post for these things? You want me to fucking dance for you? You guys are a bunch of sick fucks. Just because I watch little kids play with balls all day doesn't mean I'm into that kind of stuff. The other day some motherfucker had the nerve to say that I wasn't being fair to all the kids when I coached. Jimmy is fat as fuck, he needs that extra kick in the legs every once in a while. It helps keep him motivated.

-First post swag

Check Your Corners

There's a new member on the team here.

Dave.

Welcome him with open arms (if you have arms of course). If not, well.. Don't worry about it. Either way, he can do a kickflip so he's alright with me. He won't touch you inappropriately.. I hope. I have my gat ready to bust if Dave gets too close though.. Actually, fuck Dave.

NEW SHIT
•I got a job.
•Working sucks.
•New montage has been made.
•Newer montage is in the works.
•Hyped on the SkatePerception '10 Montage.
•Sleeping is what's up.
•Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All.
•InternetShack is pretty funny.
•Psyched on the lil homie.


Now, back to staring at the wall.



Oh, and (am I doing this right?)..

Fuck off.

Get gnarly bro.

Wasteland

Now fuck off.


Bonus.

Shit

Now that the laughs are out of the way, we need to pray for Japan. That, and donate money. They got fucked and the people need the support.

Stay Alive

Lately I've been completely neglecting the blog. No food. No water. Shit, I don't think it's slept in weeks.

Now since I'm not trying to rant about something.. Here's a list of shit I've done in the last month.

Shit I've Done In The Last Month:

• Not post on the blog

• Consume copious amounts of salvia

• Lie about consuming copious amounts of salvia to people on the internet

• Make a montage

• Do little to no hw

FUCK A BLOG POST

Montage.

There you go son.

Eat up.

You're the weakest

With that in mind. I'm going to write another sentence to make it seem like this post was well thought out. The illusion of effort sure is something, eh?

And on that note, I leave you with this.


Now fuck off.